WHO YOU REALLY ARE (DON'T CHEAT)
COPY, PASTE, Don't look at the bottom before you do the thing or it won't work!


[1] Which color is better red, black, green, blue, or yellow?
black

[2] What is your first initial?
E

[3] What month were you born in?
November

[4] Which shade do you like more, black or white
Black

[5] Name three of your friends?
Zach, Maddy, Chase

6) name a number between 1-100
66

[7] Do you like the thought of flying or driving more
Flying

[8] Do you like a lake or an ocean better?
Lake

[9] Think of a wish but don't write it!


ANSWERS:
[ONE] If you chose:
- Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
- Black : You are conservative and aggressive.
- Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
- Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down.
- Yellow: You are a very happy person with a lot to give.
[TWO] If you're initial is:
- A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
- L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
- S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
[THREE] If you were born in:
- Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone.
- April- June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever.
- July-Sept:You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
- Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great, and eventually you will find your soul mate.
[FOUR] if you chose:
- Black: Your life will take you on a different direction, it will seem hard at times but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
- White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
[FIVE] :
- These people are your best friends.
[SIX] If you chose:
- If it is 1-50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life.
- More than 50, screw the world.
[SEVEN] If you chose:
- Flying - You like adventure
- Driving - You are a laid back person
[EIGHT] if you chose:
- Lake - You are loyal to your friends, your lover, and yourself
- Ocean - You are spontaneous and like to please people
[NINE] This wish will come true only if you repost this with the title:
WHO YOU REALLY ARE (DON'T CHEAT)

Stolen from ~Dusked-Dragon who stole it from ~spidile....the list goes on.

Directions:
1) Type your answers into urbandictionary.com
2) Post the first definition to the answer (Sometimes I've tkane two definitions)
3) Tag 3 people



1) Name?
Emma.
I REALLY hot girl who is REALLY funny and irresistable to all guys. You either want to be here or be with her.
"DAYUM man that girl is an emma"
"wow that girl is so emma i know i don't even have a chance!"
"every one likes emma"


2) Age?
The age of sexual consent in CANADA.
ME: Now that you're old enough we can FUCK!
HER: *SLAP*


3) One of your friends (LOL)
Zach.
literally translated to... the great women seducer.. in ancient the Greek language. Usually having an urge to have sex for more then 7 hours.

V. To have sex with women for more than 7 hours. To have millions of your potential children die all over your girlfriends face.


4) What should you be doing?
School xD
Place were you spend first 18 years of life taking it up the ass

A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....


5) Favourite Colour?
Red:
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!


6) Birthplace?
Australia (i lol'd so hard)
Officially the greatest country in the world, and yes, we can wear that title because we`re all the way down here so what the hell are you gonna do about it!?


7) Birth Month?
November
The month in which the sexiest people are born (especially since most were concieved in february-the month of love-9 months earlier)
She is so hot, she was clearly born in November.


8) Last person you talked to?
Kyle, Teh Emo Kid lol.
Kyle: A generous, outgoing guy who goes out of his way for his friends. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid back and calm approach. Truthful, gullable, lovely and Sexy

9) One of your nicknames?
Kitty
anything that looks fun, cute, bad ass, or an actual cat
1.Look at the kitty!
2.What the water tower?
1.Yeah thats what i said the kitty!

1.Kitty!!!!
2.Where?
1. The duck you dumbass!

1.Kitty!
2.Do you mean that flaming man over there?
1.No you shit! the cat right there!!

Stolen from ~Lizzyloves-to-draw13

1. Put Your iTunes/iPod/Music player on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write down the name of the song and the artist no matter how silly it sounds!
4. Put any comments in brackets/parentheses after the song name.
5. Tag at least 10 friends.
6. Anyone tagged has to do the same, because fun pointlessness spreads like a virus.

~

How would you describe yourself?
Kicking and Screaming - Funeral for a Friend

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Distance - Karsh Kale (( O___o...uhm no. ))

How do you feel today?
Dead! - My Chemical Romance ((ROFL))

What is your life’s purpose?
Ding Fries Are Done - Family Guy ((ROFL HAHAHAHAHA))

What is your motto?
It's hard to say "i do" when i don't - Fall Out Boy

What do your friends think of you?
SceneKidSceneKid - dotdotcurve ((WOOOOOT))

What do you think of your parents?
Cancer - My Chemical Romance ((well they ARE slowly kiling me XD))

What do you think about very often?
Hammer Smashed face - Canibal Corpse

What is 2 + 2?
A Neverending Dream - cascada ((ewww))

What do you think of your best friend?
Slit Wrist Theory - 36 crazy Fists ((SORRY ZACH XD))

What do you think of the person you like?
Addicted - Behind Crimson Eyes

What is your life story?
The Greatest Show Unearthed! - Creature Feature (( HELL YEAAAHH ))

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Cool - Gwen Stefani

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Black Sunshine - White Zombie

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance ((LOL))

What will they play at your funeral?
Catastrophe - Forever The Sickest Kids

What is your hobby/interest?
Paperplanes - MIA

What is your biggest fear?
Blood Fight - Risinia

What is your biggest secret?
Smokers outside the Hospital Doors - Editors

What do you think of your friends?
better then Drugs - Skillet

What will you post this as?
Quite Seriously - Amelia

....
god i hate that number
it's fucking EVERYWHERE
D<
anyway my pageviews are almost over 9000 and ehh....what the hell is wrong with you people?! my art is CRAP, haha.

and blah, i was tagged.....god dammit

Rules:

1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. No tag-backs.

ok so [link].

1. My hair...no matter how much i straighten it...always is curly by the end of the day. (fuck)

2. My best friend is ~killer-playboy-bunny <-- the emo peacock, the pencilcase stealing whore D<, the Zeaikai, i know you hate your real name zach, don't run from it! >D

3. I hate Hannah Montanna....with a passion.

4. the emo kid i stalk at my school got expelled three weeks ago and i didn't even notice.

5. Zach thinks the world is ending in 2012...im gonna laugh so hard when it doesn't.

6. the best song EVERRR is Schizophernia by Brokencyde.

7. I hate the number 7

8. I'm not interesting....my friends are.

9. Me and Zach managed to dance to 'single ladies' in 5 inch high heels...at a party AND on a desk at school ROFL.

10. I have this weird adcition to friggin lip gloss....i HATE lip gloss. I hate anything girly actually DX yes even zach



ZACH UR TAGGED
fuck everyone else

New York City has 11 letters.

Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

'George W. Bush' has 11 letters

New York is the State # 11

The first plane crushing against the Twin Towers was flight #11

Flight # 11 was carrying 92 passengers Adding this number gives us: 9+2=11

Flight # 77 who also hit the towers, was carrying 65 passengers Adding this: 6+5=11

The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11. Adding this: 9+1+1=11

The date is equal to the emergency number 911. Adding this: 9+1+1=11

The total number of victims inside the planes were 254: 2+5+4=11

September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year: 2+5+4=11

After September 11, there were 111 days more to the end of the year.

The tragedy of 3/11/2004 in Madrid also adds up to: 3+1+1+2+4=11

The tragedy in Madrid happened 911 days after the tragedy of the Twin Towers.

911 is also 191 - 9=endings. 11 is balance which takes us to 11:11. 9/11:11\6 = STAR OF DAVID = CUBELESS IDIOT JEWISH GOD DID 9/11. JEWS DID 9/11; I PRESENT IRREFUTABLE PROOF. THINK.


HOLY FUCKING SHIT